Whitney Chitwood is a stand-up comedian who will stand-up to moderately dangerous things. (Not a bear, though. Whit'll run away from those. But who wouldn't? Poor bears.)

Whit’s been featured by MoveOn.Org and is a frequent contributor to The Paper Machete at Chicago's Green Mill and OUT Chicago on WCPT. Additionally, Whit has worked with the likes of the great Eddie Pepitone and performed at Riot LA, Cinderblock Comedy Festival, FoCoMX, Altercation Comedy Festival, the Chicago Laugh Factory, and Hollywood Improv.

With an audacious, highly personal style, Whit has left audiences... Full disclosure: Whit struggles to write in the third person. It just feels vapid and hollow, but mostly it sounds silly to me... I mean “to Whit”... WHIT means “to Whit”.

See what I mean? I mean, “what Whit means”. WHIT means, “what Whit means”.

Damn...

Whitney just hopes audiences leave saying, “I never thought of that,” or “That was witty,” or “Look out! There’s a bear!”

(We’ve got to keep on top of this, folks.)

Whitney Chitwood is one of my favorite comics everyone should know.
— Eddie Pepitone

Just absolutely hilarious. We’re her number one fan.
— OUT Chicago